Evan Rivers

As a young homosexual in a qualified homosexual city, I sometimes fail to see the will-he-let-me-suck-his-dick obsessive ness that has defined my relationship with straight guys in general. Which brings me to a thought I had the other day, how easy is it to really seduce a straight man. “I know it’s disgusting to think about,” I’d say, “But men must give better head than women, no? I mean, totally foul — but women don’t know a man’s body like another man. On that note, I put my knowledge to the test.  I went to a local bar, that is pretty cool; you can drink and do your laundry at the same time. (yes it has a bar) Well when I got there, I right away noticed this really good looking guy sitting at the bar accompanied by a girl, which appeared to be his girlfriend, because they were all over each other.  So I continued to do what I came for, which was my laundry.  As I was putting the clothes into the machine, I took a quick glance and I caught him looking at me, but then he turned his face really fast. (total eye contact) Anyway, while I was waiting for my clothes to wash, I walked on over the bar to get a drink… as I was just sitting there enjoying my beer, I heard someone say “excuse me” and it was that girl which was sitting with the cute guy, So I walked over to them. She asked me if I was a model..I started to laugh and answered no, but I am in the entertainment industry. She said she only asked because she is the owner of a nearby modeling agency. She gave me her business card, and said if I was ever interested that I should give her a call. Meanwhile, her “friend” could not keep his eyes off of me. I would give him a grin here and there…but that was it. So I went back to finish up my laundry. I got the sudden urge to pee, (after 3 beers) so I went to the bathroom. Guess who followed me?? YUP, the cutie with the booty! I knew it!!! He then, very cautiously slipped his number to me. I looked at him and he said “call me”…… so you know what I did once I got home, unfortunately he couldn’t really speak because he was with his “girlfriend”…but now he has my number stored away too! I will keep you guys posted on what happens……